(Basi tapi lucu) Rabal

Dear all,

 

Seorang teman share email ini.  Basi tapi lucu jugaa…

 

Cheers,

Sinta

 

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raybal (rayuan guombal)…….. basiiiiiii….


cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat bintang di mata mbak…😀

cowo: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah di deket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..😀

Cowo: “Mbak punya obeng nggak?”
Cewe: “Hah? Gak Punya tuh.”
Cowo: “Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya, kan?”
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Dari bule sono:

M: “Are you an Interior Decorator?”
W: “No. Why?”
M: “When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful”
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M: “Are you religious?”
W: “Yes “
M: “Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.”
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M: “Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away…”
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M: “How is your fever?”
W: “What Fever?”
M: “Oh.. you just look so hot to me…”
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M: “Wow! I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”
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<this is a good one !
>


M: “Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist.”
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M: “Wow! How did you do that???!!!”
W: “Do what?”
M: “Look so good…”
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M: “Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?”
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M: “Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven’t seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS) Wow, you’ve really have changed!!!
W: “Wait, I’m not Laura..”
M: “What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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And my favorite, karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan – supaya gak
ngetop) :

Cowo: “Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok…”
Cewe: “Kenapa?”
Cowo: “Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku…”
 

—- Abis deh
 

Note:

* Ngaduk??!!  Elo kate sop sayuran apa??!

** Nath, yang k*n*ut itu gw teringet elo hihi.. do you blow him away? hihihi…

 

 

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